Hoes Don't Get Cold

$25.00
Free shipping when you spend $75.00+ for everyone. Promotion auto-applied on checkout.

"TRUST THE SCIENCE."

Keeps you looking fabulous, makes questionable fashion statements, and is guaranteed to trigger at least one person who takes life way too seriously.

Is it warm? Who knows. 

Is it accurate? According to MANY peer-reviewed studies, yes.

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.